Ships and boners AHOY! Although most of this motion happens on dry land, this finale is WET and wild. We get another glorious cameo plus window steaming, arse squeezing, and battle-worthy screaming.
We’ve got rafts, we’ve got a shaft, we’ve got more honk if you’re horny jokes, AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL CAMEO. It’s getting steamy up in here and in a famous car window.
Looks like this ship is about to set sail and would you believe it if we told you ship-shaped pasties are involved in the foreplay? BELIEVE IT.
All hands on dick, we mean deck. Maybe both? See what happens when Jaime and Brienne do a dry run of the Titanic exhibit and start to turn it into a wet run. (What? Just go with it.)
The hosts of Game of Owns—Zach and Hannah—help us slay a quick lowdown on the Game of Thrones universe so you can feel primed and ready to tear your clothes off and get into the upcoming GoT season(s).