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Patreon Quickies
Harry Potter | Q1 (4-parter): The one where Draco is a stripper in muggle London.
Harry Potter | Q3 (4-parter): The one where Ron and Pansy use burner owls to have a sexy affair.
Harry Potter | Q5: The one where Neville and Luna find an aphrodisiac plant and get it on in the greenhouse.
Harry Potter | Q7: The one about Paris, safewords, and anniversaries.
Harry Potter | Q9 (2-parter): The one where Luna and Ginny hook up by the Black Lake.
Harry Potter | Q11: The holiday one where Remus and Sirius jingle their balls all the way.
Harry Potter | Q13: The one where Ron is married to Hermione but his “tiny problem” means they call in Harry to help.
Harry Potter | Q15 (2-parter): The one where Cedric and Cho make pasta and love.
Harry Potter | Q17: The one with Professor Umbridge and Filch that you will regret ever listening to.
Harry Potter | Q19: The one where Sirius and Hermione can’t get out of bed.
Harry Potter | Q21 (3-parter): The one where Snape catches on fire every time he orgasms.
Harry Potter | Q23: The one where our guest host Mike Schubert from Potterless has to listen to a Voldy + Harry Britney Spears tribute.
Harry Potter | Q25: The fan-written one where we discover Borace Plughorn’s origin story.
Harry Potter | Q27: The one where the Fantastic Beasts characters work at a university and attend a holiday faculty, err f*ckulty, party.
Harry Potter | Q29: The one where Danny’s boyfriend’s dad writes ANOTHER HP porno that somehow also involves a Disney character.
Game of Thrones | Q31: The one where Queen Sansa puts on some leather britches and Jaime can’t get enough of it.
Game of Thrones | Q33 (2-parter): The one where Sansa Stark drinks too much and posts sexy messages on Jon Stark’s Facebook page and then Jon shows up on Sansa’s doorstep and she’s in nothing but a towel. (AU where they’re not related!)
Harry Potter | Q35: The one where Percy Weasley and Neville get in on in Greenhouse 4(play).
Harry Potter | Q37 (4-parter): The one where Harry and Luna get it on surrounded by Thestrals.
Harry Potter | Q39: The one written by Danny’s father in law about a singing dick hellbent on revenge.
Harry Potter | Q41: The one where Sirius, Remus, Lily and James are working at a mall polyjuiced as Jolly Old Saint Dick, a naughty elf, Mrs. Claus, and a reindeer.
Parks & Rec | Q43: The one where Ben and Leslie from Parks & Rec roleplay as Italian detectives.
Stranger Things | Q45: The one where Joyce and Hopper hook up in a mall bathroom before the end of the world.
Euphoria | Q47 (2-parter): The one where Lexi and Fezco are married and have a euphoric stripper pole hookup set to a Rihanna soundtrack.
Harry Potter | Q2: The one where Harry and Ginny use polyjuice to spice up their sex life.
Harry Potter | Q4: The one written for Danny where Professor McGottitgoin’On goes to town with her very personal wand.
Harry Potter | Q6: The one where a young Lily is torn between her boyfriend James and his doggedly (wink) handsome bff.
Harry Potter | Q8: The one where Harry and Draco bang at a bar on Halloween dressed as a Mummy and Vampire.
Harry Potter | Q10 (2-parter): The one where Bill and Fleur are engaged and engage in some racy acts.
Harry Potter | Q12: The one that one of the host’s wrote about another host!!!!
Harry Potter | Q14: The fan-written one about the sexiest man/couch alive: Horace Slughorn.
Harry Potter | Q16 (2-parter): The one where Professors Ginny and Draco try to catch snitches, not feelings.
Harry Potter | Q18: The one with the partner swap between Tonks, Remus, Bill, and Fleur.
Harry Potter | Q20: The one about Neville and Ginny’s box (not a euphemism) of sexy surprises.
Harry Potter | Q22: The one where Pansy spends Valentine’s day in a heart-shaped hot tub.
Harry Potter | Q24 (4-parter): The one featuring Polyjizz—and a Ginny and Draco tryst.
Harry Potter | Q26: The one where balls jingle all the way from a holiday gift swap to an orgy.
Harry Potter | Q28: The one where Danny’s boyfriend’s dad writes a Harry Potter porno...without ever having read the books.
The Office | Q30 (2-parter): The one where two Office-mates have a lunch-break fondle and then put the cum in commute.
Game of Thrones | Q32 (2-parter): The one where Jaime, Brienne, and Tormund get hot hot hot in a hot tub and then Tormund becomes a sex coach in a Lover’s Cave.
Harry Potter | Q34 (2-parter): The one with Neville, Ron, Draco, and Harry and three of them become a glorious threesome when they get it on in a bar bathroom.
Harry Potter | Q36: The one where Dobby strips for Lucius at The Horny Basilisk.
Harry Potter | Q38 (3-parter): The one where a young Molly and Arthur Weasley head up to the ass-tronomy tower to get down to business.
Harry Potter | Q40: The one about Crabbe and Goyle set to the plot from the movie Ghost.
Harry Potter | Q42: The one where Lucius Malfoy is the star of Hermione's Porn film.
Harry Potter | Q44: The one where a Christmas time-turner makes a Wolfstar threesome possible.
Schitt's Creek | Q46: The one where Patrick and David bust a nutcracker in a special hotel room on Christmakkuh Eve.