This episode brought to you by the word "moisture" because Luke Skywalker and Han Solo continue to get it on; putting the 'wet' in wet and wild. Bonus: they head out for drinks at a local watering hole you may be familiar with.
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The action in this episode can only be described as hyperdrive. Yep, our couple continues their sex-hibitionism sexcapades in the desert and if you like PWP this chapter is for you.
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If you thought Tatooine was hot before, buckle up for how HOTT it gets when Luke Skywalker and Han Solo get their hands on it (and each other). This episode is a sexy oasis in the desert, so tune in for some gettin’ it on.
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A hero AND a boyfriend? Han Solo isn't very solo anymore and he's going with a certain farmboy for an anniversary trip to Tatooine where they can fuck, err, walk down memory lane.
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WHAT. A. (HAPPY). ENDING! Our (insta) hearts were beating fast during this *explosive* finale and yours will too—so light a Febreze candle, fire up your long grain rice, and put on your arm sling because this episode is cumming atcha faster than you can say 'Supreme Leader Snoke.'
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The surprise Reylo run-in has everything: pleases, thank yous and forgivin' and GETTIN' it on. We find out why Ben was ordering Cocoa Puffs, what hot date he was planning for, and how he turns his living room into the bedroom.
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A recently-suspended Rey gets a gig thanks to her friend/ex Finn—but when she's mid-shopping she gets a great idea on how to get Ben back for what he did (and didn't do) to her. Bonus: strawberries make a cum-back!
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You'll never look at your kitchen countertop again after this episode. Things go down (way down. wink) between Rey and Ben and let's just say the eatin's good in the neighborhood....until a certain app gets in the way of dat ass. OOH INTRIGUE!
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Didn't think strawberries could be sexual? THINK AGAIN. Ben does some quality control of his delivery but that's the only thing in control as the kitchen gets HOTTTer than the Tatooine desert.
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A fun surprise awaits Rey when she takes the groceries to her customer's apartment. And by fun surprise, we mean bare chest....AND a flashback memory no one saw coming/cumming.
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This brand new season (and fandom!) takes place in a galaxy *not* so far, far away and finds our protagonist, Rey, dealing with a particularly troublesome InstaCart customer whose name rhymes with Rylo Ken. Tensions are building towards what is certain to be a hell of a *delivery*.
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They're back already? That didn't last long... (That's what she said.) There's a new 4-part Quickie up on our Patreon that features two of our favorite, NEVER-BEFORE-PAIRED wizards, and here's a hint: Danny brings back one of his super-sexy, super-lispy impressions.
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Do you hear what I hear? It's the album of the decade. That's right: a glorious collection of every original song ever covered by the golden threesome. Sit back, relax, and turn up the volume so loud that your neighbors ask, 'Wait what's that sweet jam?!'
And in case you want to find your favorite, horny track, we got you:
Minute 00:41, Season 3 songs include: Potterotica's Back, Cock Jams, It's Been!, We'll Read Fic To You, Erotic, I Saw the Dick, Kiss Him Draco One More Time, No Tickling
Minute 05:04, Season 4 songs include: Our Loins Will Thrive, Hooked on Lily, Lily Evans, Circle Jerk, Panty Queen, Let's Have a Threesome
Minute 11:54, Season 6 songs include: Part of Our World, Colors of the WHY DID WE WRITE THIS SUPER SAD UNSEXY SONG, Kiss the Witch, In France We Say Bonjour!, King Weasley, We Just Can't Wait For Them to Bone
Minute 20:36, Holiday songs include: Holiday Cocks, WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR, All I Want For Christmas is Boo
Minute 25:05, Season 7 song: Hokey Poke Me
Minute 25:19, Season 8 songs include: Summer Lustin', Climb Every Mountain (then stay there...far far away from this depressing parody)
Minute 28:38, Season 9 song called, um, Season #9
Minute 30:20, Season 10 song: Swallow
Minute 33:01, Season 13 song: Our Loins Will Thrive...REMIX! and *sheds single tear* Closing Time
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We all climax at the same time (Draco, Hermione, and the pod) in this finale to top all finales. Season thirst-een brings us to a perfect close with the sexiest, funniest, most outrageous chapter we've read in a long time.
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In this peen-ultimate episode, we FINALLY get the truth about what went down between Draco and Hermione 6 months ago...and what it means for them today. Think: sexy surprises, plot twists, and breakfast in bed.
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This episode has EVERYTHING: Under the table fingerbangs, secrets revealed, promises made...and broken. DUN DUN DUN. Find out more about H and D's past, what really happened with Ron and what happens in Draco's bedroom at Malfoy Manor.
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We hope you're hungry because everyone is eatin' good in the neighborhood! And yes we mean a dead sexy FEAST going on between Draco and Hermione...set 6 months in the past. Bottoms up, y'all!
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Flashback that ass up, arwerite? Cum back 6-ish months ago and find out what happened between D and H. Bonus: A lil slash in the closet.
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The bottles and heads are SPINNING, FOLKS! We've got closet hookups, closet confessions and a lot of dirt is revealed.
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Draco and Hermione have an encounter on the stairs, and a secret, exclusive after-party takes place in Lucius' study. Two classic party games begin and your head will be *spinning* at the couples that start to form.
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