A satisfying—and surprising–climax indeed as we get to hear all about the time travel shenanigans from Neville's point of view. Bonus, his own storytelling gets him and his fiance going even though it includes a big bang of a confession.
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If explosions are your thing: orgasms, L-bombs, meteors, you'll love this episode. Plus: A surprise villain is revealed, turning this rom-com into a thriller.
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Against all odds (and laws of gravity), this treetop tryst only goes up from the last episode—culminating in scraped knees, bondage spells, and a surprise revelation at the (happy) ending.
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If episodes 1-3 were a slow burn, this episode is a meteor blasting through the sky and landing in your pants. Harry and Draco find themselves boinking up the right tree and you're not gonna be-leaf how it all goes down (and up).
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When it comes to a surprise sexy romp with Draco, Harry's in for a sickle and down for a pound. After a candid Dino-sex convo, these two time travelers get candid (and naked) faster than you can say "Dicklickcockpuss." The only questions remaining are: 1) are those tiny dinosaurs in the bushes dangerous and 2) are Draco's motives leaning more prank or more spank? Tune in to find out.
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Draco and Harry are officially stuck in dino-land, but they're making the most of it—and that involves some sleepwalk-spooning, a crush reveal, and startling dinosaur boning. Bonus topics include SlimFast, gonads, and sexy dinosaur names.
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It's a BRAND NEW SEASON! So you better back that ass—and that timeline—up, because Harry and Draco have accidentally found themselves in the prehistoric era, surrounded by dinosaurs. Will they escape before finding themselves in the mouth of a T-rex...or each other’s? Will Allie make her 'prehysterical' joke 7 times an episode? You'll have to tune in to find out!
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At long last, the climactic ending we all deserve—full of daring battles, plot (and titty) twists, and happy endings. Find out if the curse breaks, if love conquers all, and why the golden hairpin from last week is a hero.
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter braid each other's hair (but it's, like, romantic we swear), share an intimate slow dance, and then all hell breaks Lucius Malfoy. Find out just how close these two are getting and get in on that angst because next week is the climax and YES we promise there's boning.
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What's in the west *wang*? IT'S FORBIDDEN! Draco Malfoy has a romantic meal with jam, err, Harry Potter, and we meet some more magical furniture. Bonus: a romantic rescue in the woods.
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This week Draco Malfoy comes face to face with THE BEAST and he's...hairy *and* Harry Potter. We also meet a few other enchanted pieces of furniture (sorry, no Plughorn) which means a favorite accent comes back out. AND because silly premises bring out the best in us, one of the best puns to date is made. Romance, intrigue, wordplay...what could be hotter?
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If the episode title didn't give this season's theme away, the opening song sure will! But there's a twist: it's a crossover universe, but with characters from our favorite fandom. Yep: the best of both worlds. Tune in for Season SEXteen's first episode and see what *other* enchanted castle is at the center of our tale, err, tail.
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We all climax at the same time (Draco, Hermione, and the pod) in this finale to top all finales. Season thirst-een brings us to a perfect close with the sexiest, funniest, most outrageous chapter we've read in a long time.
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In this peen-ultimate episode, we FINALLY get the truth about what went down between Draco and Hermione 6 months ago...and what it means for them today. Think: sexy surprises, plot twists, and breakfast in bed.
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This episode has EVERYTHING: Under the table fingerbangs, secrets revealed, promises made...and broken. DUN DUN DUN. Find out more about H and D's past, what really happened with Ron and what happens in Draco's bedroom at Malfoy Manor.
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We hope you're hungry because everyone is eatin' good in the neighborhood! And yes we mean a dead sexy FEAST going on between Draco and Hermione...set 6 months in the past. Bottoms up, y'all!
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Flashback that ass up, arwerite? Cum back 6-ish months ago and find out what happened between D and H. Bonus: A lil slash in the closet.
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The bottles and heads are SPINNING, FOLKS! We've got closet hookups, closet confessions and a lot of dirt is revealed.
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Draco and Hermione have an encounter on the stairs, and a secret, exclusive after-party takes place in Lucius' study. Two classic party games begin and your head will be *spinning* at the couples that start to form.
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An unexpected Hogwarts class reunion at Malfoy Manor? What could possibly go wang, err, wrong? Gang's all here and it's getting wild.
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