FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Let’s go back to the very beginning: sex club, babay! This finale is HOT and full of twists: both plot and body parts. It all comes down to a shocking reunion at a muggle restaurant double date and it is GOOD.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Have we found the origin of the black cloth? And the very first tramp stamp? Albus and Gellert share an, ahem, explosive reunion where all bets—and belts—are off.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | New apparatuses + more basement dates + some serious horseplay + Albus learns an important lesson in ‘obedience’ in the form of a kinky punishment from Gellert.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Make like Albus and buckle up, cuz this gets GOOD. After making an unbreakable vow of chastity that they would keep each other’s identities a secret, Albus and his master get down to business, or should we say biznASS.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Back at Hogwarts, Albus spills the tea (err, Dragon Barrel Brandy) to Bathilda about what went down between he and the Maitre at the sex club and let’s just say Mistress Beebee has some concerns about Albus’ blue eyed dom. Will he go through with his meetup? Bonus: we finally learn the true identity of Maître de la Petite Mort.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Albus and the man from the back room belly up to the bar and by belly we mean groin. And, despite Capra’s warnings, the two make explicit plans to start playing. Bonus: the best calling card we’ve EVER SEEN.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | What’s behind the black door in the back of the sexy club? ‘Wulf’ gets a bit more than an eyeful to the many wild rooms of sexquirement and meets a mysterious stranger who makes his mood ring turn a brand new color and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | A young Albus Dumbledore and his babysitter (Bathilda Bagshot) visit an underground sex club in Knockturn Alley and let’s just say it’s sure to unleash the fantastic beast within. (Bonus: safe word mood rings, HJs, sexy robes, and magical masks.) HUZZAH SEASON MASTERB8!

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | It’s climax on climax on CLIMAX as Neville and Harry take us to the brink and back again and again on this finale episode. Thanks to stamina potion, we get some serious romping and the shower scene of our dreams. Even better than *that* ending? A happy ending announcement from Harry and Ginny to their two best friends.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Some big reveals in this penultimate episode: including a hot new character and date, and the answer to your juiciest will they/won’t they quandary about #HarryBottom (cough, they WILL).

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | The plot is getting almost as thick as Harry’s dick, as we find Neville and Harry working together on a case and Ginny unable to get the idea of a threesome out of her mind. Add in a Luna date, a birthday “treat,” and a surprise cameo and you’ve got this dream of an episode.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Brought to you by the letter O (for oral), Ginny gets some inspiration from Eros magazine and seduces Harry into spicing things up in the bedroom—scratch that, kitchen.