Episodes
Harry Potter
At long last, the climactic ending we all deserve—full of daring battles, plot (and titty) twists, and happy endings. Find out if the curse breaks, if love conquers all, and why the golden hairpin from last week is a hero.
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter braid each other's hair (but it's, like, romantic we swear), share an intimate slow dance, and then all hell breaks Lucius Malfoy. Find out just how close these two are getting and get in on that angst because next week is the climax and YES we promise there's boning.
What's in the west *wang*? IT'S FORBIDDEN! Draco Malfoy has a romantic meal with jam, err, Harry Potter, and we meet some more magical furniture. Bonus: a romantic rescue in the woods.
This week Draco Malfoy comes face to face with THE BEAST and he's...hairy *and* Harry Potter. We also meet a few other enchanted pieces of furniture (sorry, no Plughorn) which means a favorite accent comes back out. AND because silly premises bring out the best in us, one of the best puns to date is made. Romance, intrigue, wordplay...what could be hotter?
If the episode title didn't give this season's theme away, the opening song sure will! But there's a twist: it's a crossover universe, but with characters from our favorite fandom. Yep: the best of both worlds. Tune in for Season SEXteen's first episode and see what *other* enchanted castle is at the center of our tale, err, tail.