Episodes

We all climax at the same time (Draco, Hermione, and the pod) in this finale to top all finales. Season thirst-een brings us to a perfect close with the sexiest, funniest, most outrageous chapter we've read in a long time.

In this peen-ultimate episode, we FINALLY get the truth about what went down between Draco and Hermione 6 months ago...and what it means for them today. Think: sexy surprises, plot twists, and breakfast in bed.

This episode has EVERYTHING: Under the table fingerbangs, secrets revealed, promises made...and broken. DUN DUN DUN. Find out more about H and D's past, what really happened with Ron and what happens in Draco's bedroom at Malfoy Manor.

We hope you're hungry because everyone is eatin' good in the neighborhood! And yes we mean a dead sexy FEAST going on between Draco and Hermione...set 6 months in the past. Bottoms up, y'all!

Flashback that ass up, arwerite? Cum back 6-ish months ago and find out what happened between D and H. Bonus: A lil slash in the closet.

The bottles and heads are SPINNING, FOLKS! We've got closet hookups, closet confessions and a lot of dirt is revealed.

Draco and Hermione have an encounter on the stairs, and a secret, exclusive after-party takes place in Lucius' study. Two classic party games begin and your head will be *spinning* at the couples that start to form.

An unexpected Hogwarts class reunion at Malfoy Manor? What could possibly go wang, err, wrong? Gang's all here and it's getting wild.